Category: dogs

Thursday, 26 April 2012

07:11 – Still working heads-down on the forensics book. Today I need to order a few square meters of each of several fabrics to supply in the kits as specimens for the hair and fiber analysis lab sessions.


09:34 – Colin just had his first up-close-and-personal encounter with a baby bird. When we went out the front door to go for a walk, there was an adult robin and what looked like a leaf in the middle of the yard. Colin pulled over to see the robin, which of course flew away. Then he noticed the baby robin. It wasn’t moving, and he wasn’t sure what it was. He circled it cautiously several times at some distance. Apparently, he finally located the rear of the baby bird because he cautiously approached it from that direction until his nose was almost in contact with the baby robin. Apparently deciding that Colin must be its mother, the baby robin opened its mouth wide, asking for a worm. Colin levitated up and backward, ending up a meter or so from the baby robin. Then Colin repeated his approach, but the baby robin opened its mouth wide again. Not wanting to be fanged by such a vicious opponent, Colin leapt back again. I finally managed to get him away from the fledgling and took him for a walk down the block. When we returned a few minutes later, the baby bird was gone, although Colin spent several minutes bloodhounding to locate it.

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Sunday, 22 April 2012

09:34 – I’ve finished stubbing out the company web site. It was getting embarrassing to have just the order pages for the kits. There are still missing and broken links, and some of the text is just placeholder stuff, but at least the framework is up and working.


Colin needs more exercise than he’s getting. Working Border Collies routinely run 50 miles a day or more. He doesn’t need that much, but he does need more than I’ve been giving him, which is a half dozen short walks a day, down the block and back. Watching Amy on Heartland exercising horses on leads in the coral gave me the idea to try exercising Colin the same way. I connect him to the 6-meter roller leash and stand in the middle of the front yard, with Colin running in circles around me, at about 35 to 40 meters per circuit. If he stops, all I have to do is turn my back on him and take a couple steps in the opposite direction. His Border Collie instinct is to circle out to cut me off. I figure that if humans can run 4-minute miles, a BC on the run should do 3-minute miles, so a few minutes of that gives him at least a mile (1.6 km) of flat-out running. I try to do that at least 2 or 3 times a day. The trouble is, a young BC like Colin could run a full Marathon and be ready immediately to run another, literally. BCs truly are running machines.

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Friday, 13 April 2012

07:50 – Friday the 13th falls on a Friday this month.


Spain is now on the precipice of complete economic collapse. Its banks must redeem about €600 billion this year, and those banks are already zombies. In March, Spanish banks borrowed €316.3 billion and redeemed €88.7 billion, for net borrowing of €227.6 billion, almost a 50% increase in net borrowing over the €152.4 billion they borrowed in February. The trend is obvious to anyone who looks at the data. Without a huge bailout, which simply isn’t in the cards, Spain will default catastrophically sooner rather than later. Portugal is in similarly horrible shape, as is Italy. Meanwhile, the second Greek bailout is already heading for the rocks, with a third bailout or outright default inevitable. And the markets have begun to sit up and take notice. As Jeremy Warner says, it’s time to put the doomed euro out of its misery.


11:38 – Colin is now officially a Fearsome Predator. As I was walking him just now, he started sniffing around the base of a small tree. An apparently-oblivious squirrel came around the trunk and hopped to the ground about a foot (30 cm) from Colin’s snout. He pounced and the squirrel screamed. (Seriously; they do scream.) The squirrel tried to take off running, but Colin had its tail in his mouth. Rather than simply hold onto it, though, Colin let it run, with him following behind it with its tail still in his mouth. They ran around a big bush into the next yard. When I got there, the squirrel was up a tree, with Colin pacing around the trunk. I told him he was a good dog, and we headed for home, with him prancing all the way. Fearsome predator, indeed.

Actually, that was Colin’s second victory. He caught a bird when he was a young pup. He didn’t hurt it, either. Border Collies almost never harm something they catch. They have all the chase-and-capture instinct of their wild ancestors, but all of the kill instinct has been bred out of them. Of the many, many times over the years that our BCs have caught prey–ranging from birds to squirrels to frogs to possums to, on one memorable occasion, a feral cat–the only times any prey have been harmed were the feral cat that Duncan bit in half after it tried to claw him and the squirrel that Duncan killed after it bit him in the snout. Duncan, justifiably annoyed with the squirrel, struck faster than a rattlesnake, grabbed it, and gave it one deadly shake.

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Monday, 9 April 2012

07:55 – I start work on our federal and state incomes taxes today. As far as I can see, our LLC makes zero difference to how I’ll do the taxes. The revenue and expenses for the corporation go directly to Schedule C on the federal return, just as they did when I was operating as a sole proprietor. And the state return simply uses figures plugged in from the federal return, as always.

Speaking of the state return, I finally took some time yesterday to get my new Epson V300 scanner up and working. There was no prayer of that happening on my main office system, which is running Ubuntu 9.04 (!). So I took the scanner back to Barbara’s office and connected it to her system, which is running a more recent Ubuntu. Epson supplies Linux drivers, but the installation wasn’t completely straightforward. I had to install an older version of one of the support files manually, after which the scanner was immediately recognized by xSane. I did a test scan, and everything appears to be working normally.

What motivated me to finally get the scanner running is that the stupid North Carolina PDF tax forms can be filled out and printed with Adobe Reader, but they can’t be saved. How stupid is that? So, my choices were to just print an extra copy of the completed return for our records or to get the scanner working. Either that, or to what I’ve done in a couple prior years when I didn’t have a working scanner: put the completed forms on the floor and shoot images of them with a digital camera.


Barbara tried to give Colin a bath yesterday. As usual, she stripped down and got in the downstairs shower and then I brought Colin into the bathroom. The last time, he was pretty good about getting into the shower with her and seemed resigned to being bathed. This time, he simply refused to get in the shower. He was terrified. He actually snapped at Barbara. I could feel him shivering in terror. So we bagged it. With the weather getting warmer, it’s not a big deal. Barbara will wash him outdoors with the hose at the next opportunity.


We’re starting to get queries about the biology kits, which will start shipping next week. Other than the supplemental DVD included with each kit, we have the first batch of 30 kits made up and ready to go, with components for 30 more in the on-deck circle. We hope that’ll be enough at least to buffer the initial flood of orders when the book hits the stores, but of course we’re prepared to order in components for and assemble a lot more kits quickly if the initial flood of orders is larger than expected. We’re also in the process of making up 30 more chemistry kits, and we’ve penciled in some time in a couple of months to begin assembling forensics kits. Obviously, we’re going to be busy for the next few months.

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Monday, 20 February 2012

08:38 – We did have a pretty nasty evening and night. Sleet turning into snow, a stiff breeze, and wind chills down at one point into the single digits Fahrenheit. Fortunately, it had been pretty warm for several days prior, with temperatures in the 60’s (~ 20C), so the ground and roads were warm enough to melt off the accumulated snow overnight. This morning I’m sure there’ll be glare ice on bridges and so on, but the effects of our Great Blizzard of 2012 should be gone by this afternoon. Colin loved it. It was the first time he’d seen snow. He was running around, digging his snout in and grabbing mouthfuls.

We got a lot done yesterday on the biology kits. If Barbara and I work full-time for the next couple of weekends, we’ll be ready to start assembling and shipping the first batch of 60 biology kits. Several people here have emailed me to ask about availability. I’ll post a heads-up here ahead of the general announcement to make sure my readers here get the first shot. We have no idea how long the first batch of 60 kits will last. They may sell out the first day, or it may be a week or a month.

The financial markets are awaiting the results of the big eurogroup meeting today to see if Germany cuts Greece loose or puts up sufficient money to keep things dragging on for a few more weeks. Ultimately, it doesn’t make any difference. Greece is toast. Everyone knows that, including the Greeks. Merkel is inclined to keep things going for a bit longer, but she’s facing considerable opposition in Germany, including from within her own party.

The problem is, it’s not a question of allocating just $20 billion or so to prevent Greece from defaulting on 20 March. The way things are structured, the eurogroup would have to commit $100+ billion immediately, of which Germany would have to commit the largest share. With the IMF backing away, agreeing to commit only about 10% of the total (versus about a third for earlier bailouts), and with Greece’s economy continuing to tank big-time, the eurozone governments will have to commit much more than originally planned. Regardless of what Merkozy think should be done, they both have their voters to worry about. German and French voters have had enough, long since, and there’s only so far that Merkozy can push.

My guess is that today’s meeting will end in “success”, with an announcement that the new bailout has been approved and that Greece has substantially complied with the requirements. The markets will rejoice. But then everyone will notice that Greece has no chance of meeting the conditions attached to the new bailout, and we’ll be back to where we were, with Greece teetering for a while longer before it actually falls into the abyss.


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Monday, 13 February 2012

09:44 – If you needed any more evidence that cats are evil, go read this. Yes, it’s true. Cats are responsible for most of the evils in the world. They carry a hideous infection that is almost impossible to treat and severely affects the functioning of the brains of people who are infected with it. (Most liberals suffer from toxoplasmosis. I am entirely serious about this. If they weren’t infected, they probably wouldn’t be liberals. If you’ve ever wondered how liberals can be so clueless, now you know.)

This is why I won’t let Colin catch cats. If you see a cat, do the world a favor. Shoot it and burn the corpse. Seriously. And don’t let your dog catch one, unless you want your dog to vote for Obama.


The Greek Kabuki theatre continues. Everyone, including Greece, knows that the EU, which is to say Germany, has already written off Greece as unsalvageable. Germany’s only concern right now is to minimize the cost of this mess for Germany. At this point, Germany and the rest of the EU are pretty confident that they have in place what’s necessary to prevent a Greek default from toppling the rest of the southern tier eurozone nations. (They’re wrong, as they’re about to find out.) So, smart money is now betting that Germany will allow Greece to collapse on 20 March, confident that the collapse can be contained to Greece. The only reason this may not happen is that Germany may still decide to buy a little more time to shore up its defenses, although the cost of doing so is extremely high. Greece, of course, is doing what it’s done all along; promising anything to get more loans, with no intention of even attempting to meet its commitments. Germany, of course, knows that Greece will promise anything to get more loans, but has no intention of even trying to comply with the loan conditions.

A year or so ago, I compared Greece to the sheriff in Blazing Saddles, putting his own gun to his head and threatening to shoot himself if everyone didn’t back off. That’s exactly what Greece has been doing for the last year, threatening to commit suicide and drag the rest of the eurozone down with it. But Germany has finally had enough. Merkel’s message to Greece is now, “Go ahead and pull the trigger. We’re better off without you anyway.”


I think I’m going to go ahead and sign up for Amazon Prime. For $79/year, it’s just about a no-brainer. Not only do we buy a lot of stuff from Amazon that we could be getting free 2-day shipping on, but there’s that one free ebook a month and the streaming videos to sweeten the pot. I’ve been checking lately, and a lot of stuff that Netflix has only on DVD, Amazon has streaming.

Speaking of Netflix streaming, we just bagged MI-5 (originally Spooks). It was supposed to be excellent, but it’s actually crap. Bad writing, bad acting, bad everything. We suffered through 10 or so episodes, hoping that it would get better, but it was actually getting worse. We bagged it in the middle of an episode last night. The MI-5 crew was attempting to deal with a dirty bomb going off in London. Except that it wasn’t a dirty bomb; it was a nerve gas release. Sitting there listening to the pseudo-scientific crap finally did it for me. Were you aware, for example, that VX nerve gas takes 1 to 2 hours to disable the victim (actually, it’s more like 15 seconds to a minute before loss of consciousness)? Or that the antidote is atropine (true, in combination with 2-PAM and a sedative) injected directly into the heart(!)? Or that 10 kilograms of VX released in London was sufficient to kill everyone in southeast England (actually, if it was distributed as an aerosol it might kill everyone within a few hundred yards downwind, not that a terrorist bomb is likely to produce an aerosol effectively.) I could deal with the scientific bogosity, but that in combination with sloppy writing and the actors chewing the scenery was just too much to tolerate.

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Sunday, 12 February 2012

09:29 – Darwin Day, and Colin turns a year old today. Some would say he’s now officially a dog, but he’s still very much a 12-month puppy. He is showing some signs of calming down a bit, but he’s still doing stuff like eating bedspreads. In fact, he’s gone through two in the last month. One was shredded completely beyond salvage, but the other is now in my Trooper as a tarp for times when we haul straw, mulch, and other messy stuff in the back.

Barbara and I got quite a bit done yesterday on the biology kits. We’re shooting to have the first 60 kits ready by 22 March, one month before the book is published. That leaves us a bit of slack in case something unforeseen crops up. I haven’t costed out the kits yet, but just eyeballing it I think we’ll be able to keep the price in the same general range as the chemistry kits or perhaps a bit higher.


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Friday, 3 February 2012

11:12 – Colin promised yesterday that he wouldn’t do that any more. We’ll see. He was born on 12 February 2011, so in little more than a week he’ll have his first birthday. As an 11-month pup, I’m sure he’s looking forward to that, although I’ve explained to him that turning a year old entails new responsibilities, among them not shitting on the bathroom floor. Barbara says that on the 12th Colin will be an official dog. I’m thinking he’ll be a 12-month pup.


I’m doing my usual serve-and-volley with edits on the biology book. As usual, they’re pretty light. No one has flagged any errors yet, so it’s usually just incorporating suggestions, fixing typos, and so on. Meanwhile, I’ve started work on adapting the forensics lab book we completed three years ago to a kit-based version. I just sent my editor a revised proposal for it. If possible, I’d like to get the revisions complete by mid-May, which means if we move on this it may be an autumn title. One way or another, the forensics kits will be ready in time for autumn semester.

Speaking of kits, I just shipped the next-to-last chemistry kit we had in stock. Ordinarily, we don’t let stock get that low. We have a dozen more kits partially built, so we’ll probably finish those up this weekend. I need to do inventory anyway, so this’ll be an opportunity to get a count on all the components and figure out what to reorder, not just to build more chemistry kits but to build biology kits and a prototype forensics kit as well. After we get biology and forensics out of the way, I also want to do a second edition of the chemistry book, this one written around a kit. Two kits, actually. One for first-year only, and a second kit to supplement that for second-year. A lot of people use the chemistry book for home schooling, and with kits I can make it much more affordable for them to do so, which in turn should increase the number of people using the book for homeschooling.

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Thursday, 2 February

10:04 – Yesterday and today I’ve been incorporating comments from reviewers and posting the “final” versions of the manuscript chapters. We’re through the initial narrative chapters and the first two lab sessions, other than incorporating any late-arriving comments.


I don’t know what we’re going to do about Colin. When he first came home with us, I thought he was going to be easy to house-train. He had accidents, of course, but he seemed to realize that he was expected to urinate and defecate outside. Then he noticed that Barbara and I used the indoor bathrooms, and apparently decided that what was good enough for us was good enough for him. He decided that our hall bathroom was for him. Fortunately, it has a ceramic tile floor.

He no longer urinates indoors, and most of the time he defecates outdoors. But only most. He goes through spells when he reverts to using the hall bathroom. He might go two or three weeks without doing anything indoors, and then defecate in the hall bathroom several times over the next few days. He’s in one of those spells now. It’s particularly aggravating because it almost always happens minutes after we come back in from a walk. Before we come in, I lead him over to the natural area where he’s been trained to go. He’ll stand there just looking down the street. I tell him we’re going to go in the house and if he needs to do something he’d better do it now. Eventually, he trots up to the front door and waits to come in. And then, often within five or ten minutes, he shits on the bathroom floor.

I wouldn’t mind so much if he’d just shit on the floor. That’s easy enough to clean up and sterilize. But the really disgusting part is that he usually eats it. That’s because we made the mistake very early of pointing at a pile on the floor and yelling at him. He’s obviously decided that it’s safer to hide the forensic evidence.

This morning, I took him for a walk just after Barbara left. Five minutes after we came back into the house, he shit on the floor. At least that time he didn’t eat it. As I told Barbara, it may be beyond the capabilities of even a Border Collie to understand if I yell at him for shitting on the floor and then praise him for not eating it, so I just cleaned it up without saying anything to him. Then, about 9:15, I took him for another walk down to the corner. Before we came back in the house, I gave him a good opportunity to do anything he needed to do. Sure enough, five minutes after we came back in, he shit on the floor, but this time he ate it. And people wonder why so many Border Collie pups end up in rescue.

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Wednesday, 25 January 2012

07:49 – Heads-down writing continues, as it will for the next several days.

I was just reading an article to Colin yesterday about new evidence that dogs have been man’s best friend for at least 33,000 years, back when we were still Cro Magnon. Two skeletons of what are unquestionably domesticated dogs have been reliably dated to 31,000 BCE. To put that in perspective, it wasn’t until about 11,000 BCE that man domesticated the sheep, pig, and cow, and it wasn’t until about 6,000 BCE that women domesticated men.


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